O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
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