I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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