it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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