I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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