Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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