People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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