it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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