do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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