If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
We got so high we made milksteak
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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