Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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