You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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