how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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