when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
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