Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Everything about him screamed your future.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
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