Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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