When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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