Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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