I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
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