he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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