My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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