the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
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