it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
We had sex on a dog bed..
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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