found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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