my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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