How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
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