dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
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