Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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