im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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