How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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