Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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