YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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