Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Randomize