dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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