that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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