her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
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