Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
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