his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
I'm always down for nudity.
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