What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
No stitches, just platelets and will power
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
I wish there were birth control emojis
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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