East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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