Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
did you just send me my own nude
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
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