We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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