I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
I think your dad took our porno
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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