I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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