I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
We smell like vodka and hangover
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