i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
ttyl tear gas
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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