I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
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