I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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