I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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