last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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