love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
The struggles of a small town man whore
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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