Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
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