so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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