Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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