If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Randomize
