Having a random hookup so left but love u
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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