The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
Say something about gay babies.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
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